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 | | Real Name | Isabella |
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| Joined | 25 August 03 |
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| Last Online | Over 3 months ago |
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| Sex | Female |
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| Status | Single |
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| Sexuality | Starfucker |
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| Location | London, United Kingdom |
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| Date of Birth | 30 October |
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| Star Sign | Scorpio |
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| Smoke | Yes |
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| Drink | Yes |
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| Drugs | Occassionally |
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| Eat | I Eat Everything |
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| Religion | Ha! Nein. |
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| Tattoos | Two of hearts, a present from a friend who wanted to get me something i'd never forget! |
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| Piercings | Maddona. |
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| Profile Views | 12872 views [ 3.61 per day ] |
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| About Me |
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| "fuck you. fuck off & die you filthy fucking rotten plagiarist prostitutes. exploiters. destroyers. deceivers. exploiters, exploiters, exploiters. ok? focus on a pin prick. got it? now, exaggerate it times ten. now, my malicious ruinators, times one thousand. i'm sure the point is much easier for you to grasp now that we have eliminated all the fine points of detail, meaning & truth. we have already established the fact that you cannot leave well enough alone. your works are all in progress. destruction by stampede. the herd cometh & the herd taketh away all that is natural, beautiful & real, & put in its place: stink & shit & scum. oh! come one, come all! as long as you have nothing to say & a very loud voice to say it in & at least ten to ten thousand other idiots who idolize your diabolical inadequacies & perpetually insisit on assisting you on your ever destructive search for all that is vain & selfish & of course, financially viable. trample. pilfer. pillage. crush. kill. destroy. annihilate assholes, annihilate! the end of an era, the begining of the end, the end of the end. oh, i'm sure you've heard it all before. but remember, it's not what you say - it's how you say it & how much your paid to do so & besides, who's listening anyway? no one, that's who! because it's all been said & done & done & done to dea" | | My Main Interests |
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| See ’things I love’. | | Occupation |
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| photographer/sexpert (part of the job de | | But I'd Really Rather Be... |
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| What, other than what I am already? Oh go on then, I really, really want to be a teacher. | | My Goals In Life |
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| To keep on laughing to whole way through | | Who Inspires Me |
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| Kate Bush, the delectable Lydia Lunch, Frida Kahlo, Bowie, Tori Amos (the longest love affair yet), friends and family who have shown them self to be multi talented and extraordinary in a whole host of ways. | | Pets |
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| Nein. Im far to negligant to own an animal. | | Things (and People) I Love |
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| david friedrich, marcel duchamp, sarah moon,arthur F kales, bettina koester & jessie evans, overbites, lewis carrol, busty ladies, daisy k smith, mert and marcus, chance meetings and odd coincidences, spoken word albums (oral fixation), gabrielle de montmollin, charismatic people who ooze warmth and radiate rooms, religious fanatics, not giving two hoots if I act like a twat in public, juergan teller, hans anderson, dadaism, marionettes, hans bellmar, aubrey debrett and his late night phonecalls, gin and tonic parties, real life casanovas, oscar wilde and his boys, sarah waters, struggling in heels, andre kertesz, taking the piss, pro plus ( a modern day miracle, but lethal in large doses!),loopy women, tea and coffee in late night cafes with a man with ideas as eccentric as mine, dandys, surrealist photography, man ray,singing in the bathtub, lifes little quirks and odditys, getting my mother drunk, helmut newton, self help books (for comical purposes only!), jan saudek, globetrotting, reading the dictionary to avoid the washing up, quentin crisp, joel peter witkin, cindy sherman, kate moss dressed as vicky pollard and asking the crowd if they want a gobjob, frida khalo, westerners in remote countries, tamara de lempika, art nouveau, erotic fiction, leigh bowery, regression, philosophy, sardonic deadpan wit, nan goldin, krystof kielowski, rene magritte, impersonaters, thinking my underwear constitutes as an outfit, please sir can I have some more, fantasising about leading the war against video games, pedro almodovar, lucas and walliams, carefree thinking, cockney rhyming slang, alexander mcqueen, phillip treacy, nick knight,charlie chaplin, mucha, bonnie and clyde, european pop, old skool goths swaying to bela lugosi, impulsive behaviour, kenneth williams, suits you sir suits you!, luis bunuel, dressing like a floozie, dylan moran, diane arbus, handlebar moustaches, dads army, backstage dressing rooms, ooooh matron!, ernest james bellocq, keith arnatt, fantasising, egon schiele, special K,stephen fry, paolo pasolini, daydreaming on public transport, bizzare sexual practices, culinary delights etc etc..... | | Things I Hate |
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| Adults and children alike who possess no manners whatsoever, cold calling, injustice, dishonesty and whingers. | | My Guilty Pleasures |
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| The usual, sex, drugs and dodgy rock and roll. A few croissants here and there and the odd romcom thrown in for good measure. | | What I Do In My Spare Time |
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| I don't have spare time. Im a busy wee thing. |
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